Dear Blog readers, I am departing from my regularly scheduled dry and incredibly witty humor for a brief moment. The comedic side show shall return as scheduled, well as scheduled as I’ve ever been. It’s been a while. Like, a long while. Life kinda, sorta got completely away from me the past few days […]
It’s not only Easter, but warm enough to ditch tights and even walk outside with out 64 layers on. So while this means I have run the ol’ venus over the limbs more often, it also means I can wear dresses without worrying about static cling, runs in tights, and weather or not I have […]
There’s the F word. And the C word, the N word, the R word, and the G word. Nigger, Cripple, Faggot, Retard, Gay. Not “the” words you thought I was talking about. They are not adjectives to describe something you find stupid, wasteful or that which upsets you. In those senses they are the words […]
The bad thing about blogging about going on a date a week ago is I can’t remember what I wore. I’m pretty sure it wasn’t sweats or those maternity yoga pants that the crotch is one good stair climb from giving out on. I mean really, I should just give them up, they are maternity […]
I’ve been debating how to write this story for a few days now. Do I write in my usual self-deprecating, tongue and cheek, dry humor, or do I tell it straight up, emotional and serious. Is there a “right” way to tell it? Will being funny make me seem like I don’t know that what […]
There’s a rabbit running loose in our house. I mean it’s our rabbit, not a wild rabbit, but he’s running wild and leaving Hansel and Gretel like bunny nuggets so he knows how to get back to where he came from. That, or he just likes shitting all over the house. It’s much cuter if […]
We have a lot of issues with pee and poop in our house. Not like issues going or anything. No, it’s more like issues of going where your not supposed to go. A couple years ago, I was doing a photo shoot for Matt’s company. Since it was just Matt and his partner wanting […]
We have a couple we are friends with that are in the process of adopting. It’s still a long wait away, but I’ve been talking to the kids about it. Today, I told Alex, this is the resulting conversation. Alex: I want us get a baby! You want a baby? Yes! […]
Melissa Writes 