Jesus is His Homeboy

We have a couple we are friends with that are in the process of adopting. It’s still a long wait away, but I’ve been talking to the kids about it. Today, I told Alex, this is the resulting conversation.   Alex: I want us get a baby!   You want a baby?   Yes!   […]

The Post Where I Insult Everyone

I’m in the dentist office for the second time today. Apparently I scheduled Nate’s cleaning at 9:30 this morning, and Teddy and Reese’s appointments at 3:30 in the afternoon. Alex has had no nap. I have broken up no less than 58704708978238 fights. She’s breathing on me! He’s touching me! He took my thing! She […]

Where My Hairs at

Yesterday I had a “fat day,” and wanted something to make me feel better about that. So I ate 4 Hershey’s kisses and we had breakfast at Winchell’s. So it was a super healthy day, and I have no idea why I feel fatter than I did yesterday. I hate being a girl on these […]

Soap, Water, and Irrational Thoughts

My dad used to like to tell this joke about a man and his wife. They had a dinner party and at the end of the meal guest offered to help clean up. The man said “Naw, soap and water’ll get it done..” Another guest chimed in saying there were quite a few dishes, wouldn’t […]

Don’t Be Fooled by the Rocks That I got…..

Ok, so I should really take pictures of myself wearing my outfits, they look so much better together that way. But, well, see, I’m not exactly great at the self portrait thing. Screaming babies? Yeah, I gotcha covered. You think your awkward and never take a good picture? Oh, honey wait till you see all […]

Potato, Potato, French Fry

My mind was completely blown over the weekend. Nate started 6th grade, middle school, this fall. Everyone kept making a big deal about it. Everyone kept asking “how does it feel?” And “are you going to be sad?” I kept saying no, I was just sad he was at a different school than Reese and […]