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Dear Blog readers, I am departing from my regularly scheduled dry and incredibly witty humor for a brief moment. The comedic side show shall return as scheduled, well as scheduled as I’ve ever been. It’s been a while. Like, a long while. Life kinda, sorta got completely away from me the past few days […]
What the hell is wrong with people these days? I mean we all know this digital era has given us all the permission to act like rabid hyenas preying upon the carcass of a decaying elephant. Entering the ass hole of the unfortunate being and literally tearing it a new one. Oh what a visual. […]
Nate: Hey mom, remember that Africa project where I have to make food that I told you about? Can you do that tonight, it’s due tomorrow? Uh, YOUR project that YOU were supposed to look up a recipe for, and are supposed to make it yourself? Nate: Yeah, that one. The same one that you […]
I just hope you guys have seen Arrested Development.
I have this weird inability to obtain a normal I.D. picture. It’s like all the atoms and molecules that make up my being get all confused at the flash of light omitted by the DMV (or where ever I may be) camera and things, unnatural things, or just down right weird phenomena happen. I actually […]
There’s the F word. And the C word, the N word, the R word, and the G word. Nigger, Cripple, Faggot, Retard, Gay. Not “the” words you thought I was talking about. They are not adjectives to describe something you find stupid, wasteful or that which upsets you. In those senses they are the words […]
I’m not dead, only mostly dead. School work is consuming every bit of spare time I have, and Mad Max has no pill for that. One more week until spring break and I should be a posting fiend during that time. Until then (or the next time I push off a test to write even […]