A Return and a Departure All at Once, Kinda Like a Layover.

Dear Blog readers, I am departing from my regularly scheduled dry and incredibly witty humor for a brief moment. The comedic side show shall return as scheduled, well as scheduled as I’ve ever been.   It’s been a while. Like, a long while. Life kinda, sorta got completely away from me the past few days […]

Indignities of the Male Kind

I like to pull the “I’ve had a baby so suck it up,” card a lot with Matt. Basically, half the time it’s not serious and he’s over reacting, and the other he tends to get hurt/sick at really annoying times. Like getting his appendix taken out 2 days before our daughter’s huge class birthday […]

Of all the Gin Joints in the World {No Ones Getting Laid}

When you go to New Orleans there are things that you just do. Visit Bourbon Street, check. Walk the French Quarter, double check. Get beignets at Café du Monde, well, no because I was on a vegan diet to lower my cholesterol, but I smelled them and they were nearly irresistible, if it weren’t for […]

I need a catheter, or a live in manicurist

I’ve been on a “keep my nails looking nice” kick, which is better than the alternative of being my usual “let my nails look like crap, I don’t give a damn, that shit takes too much time.” Usually I paint a new coat of whatever color I currently have on at night while Matt and I partake […]